I GOTS SHOOTS

The World of Warcraft official forums are usually a pit, but I like the warlock boards. Amidst all the posts calling for nerfs to locks, fear, and/or skillcoil, there are useful threads on specs and gear, much preaching from the Book Of Kralnor, and stories of common warlock griefing practices (I'm biased and I find most of them hilarious. I'm 12 years old at heart and fearing some douche who's been tagging my mobs into said mobs makes my heart sing). And sometimes you find gold in the "Dumbest Things Said to Warocks" threads:

Not using names, but I've had multiple run-ins with this guy while questing in thousand needles.

This is word for word what he said to me. We were about to summon that red snake thing.

Warrior: BRO
Me: Yeah?
WARRIOR: BRO
Me: What?
WARRIOR: U GOT WAND
Me: Yes. I got wand.
WARRIOR: AIT WEN SUMMON SHOOT
Me: ...what?

/kick

He whispers me "BRO LOCKS GOT SHOOTS. U CAN SHOOTS BRO, DROP YA ROLF".

<3


<3, indeed.